<pleb-> i reckon ac should rename 2nd
(Fuzzy): pleb: if i was a girl i'd let you put it up my bum (Fuzzy): i wouldn't cook or clean tho (Fuzzy): and i'd fuck all your friends
<@Fuzzy> i kind of miss IRC in the 20 minutes it takes me to walk home
(Fuzzy): i feel like a better person already (Fuzzy): after taking the initial, and most difficult, step in over coming my pot addiction (Fuzzy): finishing my stash
[@termi] hmm pink is looking pretty hot. [@Fuzzy] pic! [@termi] new film clip for feel good time [@Fuzzy] let me pretend that she's pleb's woman [@Fuzzy] since he's not sending me pics of her [@termi] coming :) [@Fuzzy] well, when you've cleaned up... give me a URL
[@`nukie ] how do i add quotes?
<`nukie> I LOVE FUZZY AND I WANT TO FUCK HIM UP THE ASS
(ST): pleb likes men (pleb): no pleb LOVES men
<@pleb> http://orbital.wiretapped.net/~ms/soccer.jpg (NSFW)
* @`nukie stands behind DM and makes thrusting motions <@DeathMerc> weeeeeeeeeeee
(`nukie-afk): I LOVE ALL OF YOU
 <@pleb> * > ocau people
[@DeathMerc ] Fuck her bum, that'll teach her.
<@`nukie> an ass is an ass, no matter if theres tackle at the front or not
<baf> HTP/SSHOTARUHOMASTEADCOM/FIELS/AOLERTRANSLA2RHTML1!!! OMG WTF LOL
<`nukie> these quotes are all gay
<pleb-w> and on that note, I gotta go home and beat off
(`nukie): did you stab him in the ass with your penis
(DeathMerc): ST is sex in a bottle, cept he's not in a bottle
(DeathMerc): DON'T SPREAD YOUR COMMUNIST STUFF IN HERE!135135133%!#%
(`nukie): george bush is my hero
(Fuzzy): yeah, any mention of anal sex generally gets quoted
[@Malus ] you smell like old men [@Malus ] unwashed old men
(Smiggs): Malus you smell like dry poo (Malus): Atleast I don't smell like wet poo (Smiggs): damn (Smiggs): wet poo is worse
[@Malus ] I'll tell you who is awesome..apart from me [@Malus ] Dr. Awesomeface
(Malus): but enough about Metallica (Malus): more about anal sex and gay talk!
[@pleb ] i wonder if they have "de plane" tshirts [@Malus ] de_747? [@Malus ] Isn't it cs_747
(DeathMerc): ra3 is certainly gay (Malus): Red Alert? (DeathMerc): rocket arena foo
[@Teddy ] too good for cancer, eh?
<@Fuzzy> but she was all, you know... tumorous
[@_Lunatic_ ] Aparently the only thing that isnt gay is fucking another man.
<@panthar> speaking of gay activity time for part of my weekly exercise <@panthar> netball
(SlapWerk): my ass is so sore again
* SlapWerk abuses his lil fella * SlapWerk looks down at what he has done (Caliban): 0_0 SlapWerk): mmm wierd tis like a turtle, it'sbeen sucked back into my body (Caliban): maan
(SlapWerk): it's hard to avoid me (SlapWerk): and make a dick of myself (SlapWerk): and make a dick of myself (SlapWerk): and feel bigger for doing so
[@SlapWerk ] i like em big fat and hungry for the cock
(SlapWerk): put ya ass to my face, i love the way your pussy tastes
<@pleb> Keep up to date with Madeleine West's movements by subscribing to the mailing list.
<@termi> that DeathMerc is one unfunny motherfucker * @DeathMerc nods
 <`nukie> Emma is a real chick? <`nukie> fuck i look like a dick now
(termi): im worried bout turning 20, ill go to jail now when i get busted banging minors.after that.
* @pleb rubs DeathMercs nipples  * @DeathMerc moans
(@Howi) if slappa had a hot sister, he'd fuck her..... then again, she'd have to be like 15 for him to consider her
(SlapWerk): i eat cock (SlapWerk): all day every day love the cumm dripin down my cheek
[@`nukie ] you ever have one of those out of body experiences? [@`nukie ] cause like [@`nukie ] i just did, and saw how homosexual i am
(DeathMerc): I think the word "anal" gets said in this channel more than any other word.
[@Teddy ] you're never there for me, `nukie [@_Lune_W...] `nukie: Thats because you have hissy fits and leave all the time [@`nukie ] FUCK YOU LUNIE *** `nukie (~nukie@m077-017.nv.iinet.net.au) has left #fuzzyslogic
<BrAd> termi, ass done yet?
 <`nukie> i need some 6.5" 3ways
<@DeathMerc> I'm so childish
<@`nukie> ilikegirls: -(Blink 182 - Josie)- -(3:19/44khz/128kbps)- -(#20)- <@`nukie> and i bet josie is uberhawt
<@`nukie> WHY DONT YOU QUOTE THAT
<`nukie> you really shouldnt quote gay things.
(Fuzzy): doom 3 (Fuzzy): yeah (Fuzzy): i called a house meeting about that last night
<@Fuzzy> ted can <@Fuzzy> he kind of squeezes his nipple and gets this weird liquid out of it <@Fuzzy> reckons it tastes like sweat
[@SlapWerk]: after jellylan i was so horny drove round the corner and beat off
(pleb): he beats off to woman grunting in tennis (pleb): while strangling himself (Rhyno): AS YOU DO!
<nukie> im a fucking poof
(Ha}{oR): nice shoes, wanna fuck? (CraNDaWG): be gentle
<CraNDaWG> st broke my cherry :(
<@Rhyno|Work> that'd almost be funny, some bloke catches a kid ass-fuckin his daughter, then does it to him "HOW DO YOU FUCKIN LIKE IT CUNT!?!?!?"
[@pleb ] i think id rather have my scrotum pierced
[@pleb ] eat my clitoris
* SlapWerk roots Sturds <SlapWerk> squeeze Sturds's i want to enjoy it <SlapWerk> tighter the better <SlapWerk> 'your one loose fucker <Ado_werk> like throwing a salami down a hall way
<DeathMerc> mates that have anal in the back of your gay are gay
<DeathMerc> molest `nukie while you're up there for me, kthx
<`46and2> amanda vanstone is hot <`46and2> of course, i like my women "queen sized"
(Rhyno): there's nothing quite as satisfying as fucking on main beach with people all around you that are totally oblivious to what's going on (pleb): i find not having sand in my japs eye quite satisfying (pleb): im sure your missus loves sandy crumpet too
(TaZet): Sorry, I don't have any stats about pleb beating off to dame edna in #bf42.
<pleb> talking dirty is like "ooo yeah rhyno, your cock feels like a toothpick in my arsehole"
[@Teddy ] OLD NEWS! [@noip ] you're old news [@Teddy ] i'll old news you in a minute
(EGYPTIAN1): Any ladys mothers wifes single ladys that wanna mee t up 4 sex please just feel free to pm me with ur asl and natio any age welcomed 19-45
<@DeathMerc> enough quotes .. PLEASE?
[@`nukie ] get some philosophy up ya cunt
[@`nukie ] i'm not coming back
<@panthar> i havent worn pants today
<@`nukie> GAH, sif quote that :/
<@DeathMerc> You know whats fun?  Getting reaaaly stoned and playing burnout 2 ... ok thx.  <@Fuzzy> dm: damn you to hell <@Fuzzy> you and your arm twisting * @Fuzzy goes and pulls another cone
This text was placed here to remind fuzzy to hug pleb
[@pleb]: teeni was a bull dyke [12:36:01] [@pleb]: YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
[@DeathMerc ] I don't like anything, nothing feels good. KTHX
(`nukie): i'll show you the ways of homosexuality when i come down
(DeathMerc): no, then I'd be even more of a raging homosexual than now.
[@Ha}{oR ] nothing turns me on like the sight of germans eating each others shit
(SlapWerk): put ya ass to my face, i love the way your pussy tastes <@SlapWerk> twas a good song back in the day i swear
[@pleb- ] remember when borgs lung collapsed [@pleb- ] and his shop got burgled [@pleb- ] hahahah
[@pleb- ] jana pumpkin porn
[@`nukie ] noip: can you explain http://www.nygoons.com/arco/pics/macro/yeah.jpg please [@noip ] no.
* @`nukie applaud fuzzy
[@Fuzzy ] if it wasn't for those damn stats i'd be out hitting the town trying to get my pee pee in a girls poo poo
[@DeathMerc ] I don't add quoutes, it's against my religioni.
[@`nukie ] can people actually quote good things?
[@hardaah ] DeathMercc, bring beer when you get home ok? [@Ha}{oR ] fuck me hardaah [@hardaah ] calm down there buddy [@hardaah ] maybe later eh?
[@Fuzzy ] have you got a sister? [@hardaah ] i dont :( [@Fuzzy ] brother? [@Fuzzy ] i'm not picky
 [@_Lunatic_ ] Of course... Would you like the 1996 Assmasters from Venus for your beating off pleasure tonight Sir? Or would you prefer a more cheaper drop and go with the 1993 Black Sister Rapers 8? Both are excellent vintages.
(@_Lunatic_) Nukie is impressed by an old man with a bag of candy in the back seat of a car.
(DeathMerc): dammit, I was so eager to abuse ST for that comment that I closed IRC :/.
<@DeathMerc> I'm so qoutable
<@DeathMerc> poof tah
<@`nukie> EAT IT BITCH
<`nukie> YER, HOW DO YOU LIKE STUPID QUOTES BEING ADDED
[@Smiggs ] so then i said look laddy if i wanted to have sex with your daughter would i have waited untill after tha baby was born
<@DeathMerc> @Comatose  558 "`nukie loves teh cawk"  
<@Smiggs> `nukie why dont YOU quote good things
(baf): the amount of `nukie quotes is stupid :(
(SlapWerk): put ya ass to my face, i love the way your pussy tastes <@SlapWerk> twas a good song back in the day i swear
[@pleb- ] anal destruction
[@Smiggs ] your a fuzzy logic
[@MadMike ] fuzzy is the big one
(Fuzzy): i'm the one that sounds like a cross between barry white and sean connery
(Fuzzy): mm: so you want me to set up movable type for your site? (MadMike): wtf is movable type? (Fuzzy): CMS (MadMike): content management system (MadMike): you cant FOOL ME WITH YOUR ACRONYMS
<@MadMike> instead of repeatedly asking for quotes of un-funny things, how about you dickheads try and come up with something that is ACTUALLY FUNNY????
<@`nukie> real gamers sleep in bins
<@MadMike> I carry my gaming configs around on my usb keyring
<@pleb-> mike, how big can your emails be ? <@pleb-> ie incoming <@DeathMerc> 12 inches pleb- <@DeathMerc> OMG ME SO FUNNAYADS
<@baf> i havent been quoted much and dont want to
(DeathMerc): ahh it's always great showing someone goatse for the first time ... that look on their face will never grow old. :)
[@Fuzzy]: this morning we made a bucket bong [@Fuzzy]: i've had to make myself little notes reminding myself to do stuff [@Fuzzy]: "inhale. exhale. repeat"
[@T`lexii ] ugh [@T`lexii ] not bot spam again
[@CraNDaWG ] i reckon its the same 10 quotes over and over
(`wurkie): you really shouldnt quote gay things. (CraNDaWG): but you're a gay thing (CraNDaWG): look how much you're in there
<@pleb-> get some spam up your cunt
<@pleb-> im jealous of deathmercs emo glasses
[@_Lunatic_ ] Plus you'd need a prehensile member to navigate the twists and turns
[@biowerk ] How strange would it be if people on IRC used correct punctuation and grammar.
<@DeathMerc> under "occupation" I put "WANKER" .. now THAT'S *comedy*
<Caliban> ST you bad man
(pleb-): eat my clitoris
[@DeathMerc ] Waiting for my boss to leave so I can watch a movie .. wtf is he doing here at 9:12pm? [@DeathMerc ] Someone ring him and tell him his wife died or something, so I can start my movie :/
[@pleb- ] my teamspeak server did 325mb yesterday [@Fuzzy ] good cyber?
(DeathMerc): haha I just had the guys from www.funtasia.com.au on the phone getting me to fix his LESBIAN DVD link cos it was broken ... hehe
http://fuzzyslogic.com/irc/fuzzyslogic.html might be updated when you read this
<`nukie> time to run around and grab other men's asses!
[@Malus]: Let's bake a cake [@Smiggs]: sure Malus [@Malus]: ok cool [@Malus]: what type of cake though? [@`nukie]: homosexual donuts
[@Malus ] I enjoy a mild tiger
[@Fuzzy ] this is why i need a fucking tv show [@Fuzzy ] :P [@Rhyno| ] oh christ [@DeathMerc ] well you're on your way .. an irc channel AND a forum!
<@`nukie> TO ACCESS THE L33T SECRET LEVEL OF MIRC <@`nukie> PRESS CTRL + F4 QUICK! * Malus has left #fuzzyslogic * Malus has joined #fuzzyslogic <Malus> I have reached the Secret Level!
<@MadMike> How do you add a quote?
<@`nukie> !addq <@MadMike> How do you add a quote?
(Rhyno|Out): you know you're getting old, when your 19 year old girlfriend, that you fuck everywhere you go, says you dont fuck her in public enough
[@DeathMerc ] I like long walks in the park, and having my ass licked by midgets in dinosaur suits! THX!
[@DeathMerc ] Out of context quotes rule!
(`nukie): aye fuzz (`nukie): i've always wondered (`nukie): did you ever consider "Fuzzie" ? (Fuzzy): no, because i'm hetro fucking sexual
[@Ha}{oR ] noips prolly sexing fuz as we speak [@Ha}{oR ] if i was living there, i would
[@Teddy ] teddy, you've earned a beer
<@noip> kept stopping on the wall tho
[@pleb- ] im too old for games anyways
[@ST ] he had the anger of Teddy and the smarts of Fuzzy
<@T`lexii-zzZZ> now I just need to write a plugin for filtering out !q and !addq
<@`nukie> i still get !addq spam tho
[@Teddy ] I'm the captain of the Gravy Train!
[@ST ] Teddy is the angry little kid [@ST ] and Fuzzy is the soccer mum [@Teddy ] but Fuzzy's a milf [@Teddy ] and a drunk soccer man [@Teddy ] and i'm an angry man child [@Teddy ] you people always miss the details
(Fuzzy): .say i love you ted (Fuzzy): oops (Fuzzy): wrong window (FuzzBawt): i love you ted
[@pleb ] you have issues :P [@trip_ ] this i am aware of. [@trip_ ] like, ur face isnt big enuff to hold all my cum
[@Comatose ] everybody knows noip has a thing for pirates [@noip ] arrh! ð @Touji puts on an eye patch
(DShrike): PHP quiz hot shots: How do I add 7 days to the current date? (pleb): wait a week
(pleb): http://www.bash.org/?105108 (MadMikey): fuck you pleb
(trip_): !q (biowerk): DENIED! (trip_): oath
::: Join: (|Enishi|) [@Rhyno]: hai [|Enishi|]: whats this channel abt? [@Rhyno]: it's about Fuzzy [@Rhyno]: and his love for all things male [|Enishi|]: omg [|Enishi|]: thats sick [@Rhyno]: reckon!
(Fuzzy): bubbles was what impressed me tho (pleb): the chimp ? (Fuzzy): retard
[@skidy ] hows it going fella [@skidy ] havent spoken to you in ages [@`nukie ] its been bliss
[@pleb ] but i like dairy products [@ST ] so do i [@ST ] wanna fuck pleb? [@pleb ] deal
(DeathMerc): I don't listen to the radio cos I'm a gayass music snob that thinks he's above radio :)
[@DeathMerc ] czm has a wicked shaft.
(Smiggs): man where am i (Fuzzy): heaven (Smiggs): are you... god? (Fuzzy): nope (Smiggs): oh good (Fuzzy): that's the big twist (Fuzzy): there is no god (Smiggs): sweet (Fuzzy): just this big pile of pot
(Fuzzy): do. some. work. pleb-): like i said (pleb-): fuck off back to africa (pleb-): you jungle bunny
(pleb-): who wants a spicy deathball (Fuzzy): i want a spicey deathmerc
(Fuzzy): i want to go to the marilin manson concert and drop like 3 e's and just go around spreading the love (pleb-): i want you to invest in some spelling lessons (Fuzzy): i should learn to spell it too (Fuzzy): damn you
(Fuzzy): I'd like to dip you in cheese and spread you all over a cracker.
[@SlapWerk ] i tell you i nearly blew in my pants when this hottie comes in [@SlapWerk ] to get her password reset, i go what year are u in [@SlapWerk ] and she says 9 [@SlapWerk ] i'm like wtf
(SlapWerk): i so get owned by quotes
[@Zealous ] wow, my weblog doesn't involve phone book beatings![@Zealous ] i wonder if the next edition of blogger will give all the kiddies that feature
(pleb): have you guys worked out of a way to get a free car ? (pleb): i dont wanna have to pay for a car (pleb): yet i wish to drive around in one (pleb): any ideas guys ?
[@DeathMerc ] ST: If I'm in the server and on your team make sure you leave your fireteam cos I'll invite you to mine and we can root.
(pleb-): fuzzy is obsessed with anal
<@pleb-> ive never sucked a cock, so i wouldnt know <@Malus> don't lie pleb <@termi> sif you havent pleb. <@Rhyno> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you havn't
(@Rhyno) Got an issue? HERE'S A TISSUE!
[@pleb- ] i did it all for some cookies
[@TicHOME]: anyone that shows me boobs (man or not) is in for some lovin :)
<DeathMerc> I'm playing AA  <pleb-> ameicas army?  <DeathMerc> yah  <DeathMerc> It's boring but addictive.  <pleb-> like sex with men
[@DeathMerc ] I've got this flashing pop-up that says "Attackers are on your PC RIGHT NOW!" ... is that you pleb-?!?!?
[@DeathMerc ] I've been to cyberspace, it was full of porn
<Fuzzy> i think i just fucked u
[@DeathMerc ] hmm I was just down on my hands and knees cleaning up cat shit .. am I living the high life or what??
13:51:14 <@F(SlapWerk): put ya ass to my face, i love the way your pussy tastes <@SlapWerk> twas a good song back in the day i swear
[@Phantom ] everytime I move down here, about a week or two later there's like a big news murder in the same suburb [@Phantom ] it's really weird [@pleb- ] haha [@pleb- ] sure its wierd [@pleb- ] you fucking murderer
(Touji): hi (Touji): i like the cock (Touji): no, i lurve the cock (`nukie): you want #gayguyslogic then (Touji): ah (panthar): you means #`nukieslogic
[@impaqt]: i got it for free from my parents since i was 16 [@impaqt]: but thats normal in norway
(DeathMerc): How many people in Norway if it's not on babel? 6?
(impaqt): i love my cock
(biowerk): SlapWerk: send her my way.. I'll give her some indian cock :p (SlapWerk): ah (biowerk): actually.. send yourself instead ;)
(SlapWerk): my slot ain't been stretched yet (SlapWerk): need a ass stretcher to have a go before you do (SlapWerk): unless you are a pin dick of course (biowerk): I thought you would've been all stretched out from being in PNP and all
(SlapWerk): ASS FUCK ME please!
(dot|fatphil): anyone seen this before? (dot|fatphil): www.members.optushome.com.au/fatphill/pics/sys_prob.jpg (dot|fatphil): i got 30 secs now (dot|fatphil): 25:( (dot|fatphil): heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp :( *** dot|fatphil Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[@bioxeed ] there's been too many of my quotes today
(MadMike): I should do product endorsements too. (MadMike): "PENIS PUMPS - AS RECOMMENDED BY MADMIKE"
(pleb): sif play chess (pleb): when you can play hide the sausage
(Fuzzy): i'm positive that if i stop updating that site not only would i go insane, space and time would also fail
[@Fuzzy ] talk about lag [@pleb- ] ok [@pleb- ] lag is caused by network latency [@pleb- ] and often results in delayed transmission of data
(ST):tactics for pleb- lovin 1. tie him down and go for it 2. repeat 1 (pleb-): stiffy!
(panthar): like having sex with a roll on wet sandpaper :)
(@SlapWerk) bit of david bowie never goes astray (@`nukie) SlapWerk: you're so gayer than i ever realised!
[@MadMike ] elite haxors [@termi ] your eliter mike :P [@MadMike ] yes [@MadMike ] yes I am [@ST ] MadMike you TV star [@MadMike ] and I'm sitting here nude
(`wurkie): i'm a lazy cock
[@Teddy ] "I'm a 14 year old prostitute"
[@`nukie ] FUCKING REMOVE SOME
<%Velax> Sif anything is greater than cawk.
(DeathMerc): They played one of my favorite bands on JJJ the other day, I'll have to stop listening to them. (DeathMerc): Being a music snob is hard :/
<@DeathMerc> someone added a qoute about me being a smacktard somewhere.
(@bioxeed) i'm gonna watch some anime or some shit (@Fuzzy) i'd go with the watching shit, anime isn't that good
[@STinBed ] Harass got a pic of Malthius coming out of the shower, so it has to be Photoshopped [@_Lune_W...] What was Harass doing in the shower with Malthius???
(_Lune_Work_): Hey wait a minute.. they aint talking geek.. they're talking sport! (biowerk): this is irc (Fuzzy): you're irc (biowerk): people not talking geek must be ostracised
(pleb-): i just burped up toast
<@Phantom> I'm gay from head to toe
(pleb-): i cant believe i have to share a boat with deathmerc (pleb-): ill catch emo
*** @wurkie hug Phantom [@wurkie ] you're my new lover now you realise
(pleb-): http://www.narx.net/~z/Satine/squeezer/view_album.php-set_albumName=misskitty&page=18.htm (pleb-): go the ocau whorebag (ST): welcome to last week pleb- (pleb-): i had it last week st (pleb-): but im only up to page 18 (pleb-): browsing one handed is difficult
<@Fuzzy> i'm orf home <@Fuzzy> where i'm not going to smoke drugs <@Fuzzy> i'm 100% drug free and in control!
(DShrike): NSFW http://img.2chan.net/moejp/src/1061829682225.jpg?
(pleb-): apparently fuzzy luvs the cawk (pleb-): news at 11 (Fuzzy): olds news
<_Lunatic_> Lavagod is one smart cookie <_Lunatic_> His world domination plan is: 1) Convince everyone I am a complete fucktard   2) Think of second step
[@jaebeawrk ] i'm sorta half expecting me to lose a testicle or something soon
[@Ha}{oR ] Fuzzy why arent you on the prowl for some unsuspecting ladies in your drunken state [@Fuzzy ] because i'm still at work [@Fuzzy ] and there's nbo such thing as unsuspecting when i'm on the prowl [@Fuzzy ] i make it nice and obvious [@Ha}{oR ] hehe [@pleb2 ] having no pants on helps
<pleb2> you guys are tardastic
(_Lunatic_): There is so much untapped creativity. (SlapWerk): indeed (SlapWerk): so much untapped homosexualality in the gaming community we can feed on
<SlapWerk> www.et-eats-more-cock-than-i.com <termi-zZz> sif possible <SlapWerk> tis maen <SlapWerk> i only have a cock in my mouth every second minute of the day [16:24] <SlapWerk> it's possible
<@Fuzzy> i would have cried so bad when i got ambushed by some pj wearing gook who'd been holed up for weeks on end waiting for me to come
< Teddy > he thinks he's ChanServ or something
[@Teddy ] there should be a backup anyways
[@Fuzzy ] estimated refund dur for 2002 - 2003: $905.99 * Fuzzy triple, neigh, quadruple pumps * @_Lunatic_ throws in an extra pump for Fuzz
[@_Lunatic_ ] Everything with nukie is give and take [@_Lunatic_ ] Give him a blow job, take his logs. [@_Lunatic_ ] Give him a 10 dollar bill, take his virginity.
<SlapWerk> we don't spam
<Fuzzy> i pulled down a red hat iso at 2.3m/sec this morning <Fuzzy> i had a rock hard errection for the 3 minutes it tooki owe all my stats to nukie's goodwill
<SlapWerk> but i'm not attracted too men <SlapWerk> not asif i get a hardon when i'm in a room full of nude blokes <_Lunatic_> But it begs the question.. what are you doing in a room full of nude blokes? <SlapWerk> i like to get myself into compromising positions
<@Fuzzy> anyone got any big plans for cool things to do to commemorate sept 11? i'm considering hiring two hookers and getting them to go down on me in succession right at the same time the planes hit
<@plab> !q <@FuzzBawt> [@Howi ] !q [@FuzzBawt ] !q
<@_Lunatic_> I need some new quotes
<Teddy> none of you faggits are funny <Teddy> i might get a triva bot and start my own channel of retardness
[ SlapWerk ] coz you have a brain and i don't it's prety obvious considering all the garbage that comes out of my mouth
(@SlapWerk) funny thing is, i like homo's
(Fuzzy): i'm affraid your arse stretching antics do nothing for me
[ SlapWerk ] i need a slap to the head like i need a cock in the mouth
<MadMike> yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like lovin Lune
[@scooby ] whats um, orange county like? [@cabz- ] Citrusy
<MadMike> Hey nukie, whats the weirdest thing you've stuck up your arse?
<SlapWerk> ever woke up with a choc suprise in your panties?
<SlapWerk> fuck i'm a tard
<SlapWerk> i'll get home <SlapWerk> and wack my dog with my schlong <SlapWerk> the thought of that just makes me cringe why did i say that
<_Lunatic_> Hey Loony! How's it going? Ahhh pretty good mate , all except for the big growth forming in the side of my neck. Growth? Yeah, it sorta resembles a small head, perhaps it was implanted there by the aliens last night. Ahhh of course! The Aliens! Yeah, those bastards have been anal probing me for years...
<SlapWerk> classy is my middle name <SlapWerk> i'll get it tatoo'd on my cock, "Classy Fella"
<@DeathMerc> You'll sense my dark side up your anus if you're not careful
<@DeathMerc> Fuzzy has chick playing cards, so he just randomly picks which one to fuck next and if he accidently takes 2 cards, then he just fucks them both!
[@SlapWerk ] so get taken out of context
[@DeathMerc ] I don't like to be that close to sweaty men unless we're in bed
[@`nukie ] Fuzzy: again
wurkie) blammo! (wurkie) its homo time!
 <@noip> LOL IM GAY
<jaebeawrk> http://cheesyurls.com/cheesy/images/chocolate_factory.jpg (SNSFWINF)
[@_Lunatic_ ] Dead men make no !quotes.
(_Lunatic_): I was once using Google images to search for a picture of Stewie from Family guy. Searching through a few pages I clicked on a blurry thumbnail. WHAM! Picture of the dog Brian Rooting the Mother Lois on the family couch. I was suitably disgusted at that point and gave up my search.
[@_Lunatic_ ] <Churchill>: /msg Hitler 0wn3d!
<Fuzzwah> i'm more likely to tell you how to get cancer than to start a game of q2 <Fuzzwah> at least cancer can be fun sometimes
[@Fuzzwah ] I don't understand spending all that money for a fancy shot ... when pregnancy ain't nothing that a good coathanger or a pair of steel toed boots can't fix
<@Fuzzy> 40 Gig iPod out: Aussie Educational price is just under $830. <@Fuzzy> fucken hell, for that amount i could pay a small african child to follow me around everywhere i go singing traditional songs
(Fuzzy): gems and i are happily on the "mates" level (ST): what about the other? (Fuzzy): depends which sleeping with 2 chicks incident you're talking about :P (Harass): mates just means no anal (Fuzzy): no... mates means only anal
[@Harass ] i had a strange dream last night [@Harass ] a girl wouldn't go down on me, because my dick smelt bad
[@Harass ] you have nothing to worry about, i remember reading about it something cutting off their penis, cooking it, then eating it. I sat their thinking… did he want to eat it from the start, or did he chop it of. Think “got nothing better to do with it” then cook it. Or did he cook it , then chop it. Eating your penis is mind boggling
[@gor ] i wonder what gourmet dishes are stashed in the treasure trove that is my nose
[@`nukie ] these gits quote even the stupidest of remarks [@biowerk ] you're lucky that didn't get quoted `nukie [@`nukie ] my point exactly
<@_Lunatic_> I went to an Anglican school all my life... too bad they tought me to think and ask questions or I might have believed what they told me
(Slappa): saw a pro the otger noight (Slappa): paid some $$$ and had a god rewt * Slappa is starting to love frequenting the pro's (Slappa): you can be so down grading to them (Slappa): it's like suck it bitch (Slappa): EAT (Slappa): you can do better than that
[@pleb- ] therefore fuzzy is a scrotumburger
(DeathMerc): I had a chick friend using my PC last night and I hit my "media" button on the keyboard to play some music, media player loads and it's got "Sexy Schoolgirls 17 XXX.mpg" as the title. (DeathMerc): I don't think she'll ever speak to me again :) (DeathMerc): She sorted looked around and realised, "he must be sitting HERE when he watches that!" (DeathMerc): She got up pretty quick :)
[@MadMike ] How about we reminisce about the time tDc beat MOO at TFL2?
[@MadMike ] How about we reminisce about the time tDc beat MOO at TFL2? <@MadMike> I know thats a topic dear to Fuzz and Teds heart.
[@wurkie ] this whole systems out of context
(TedinBed): bah, 38 hours left on hl2 beta download (Fuzzy): it'll still come out eventually (MadMike): Like nukie (MadMike): I've been waiting for nukie to come out for months
 <@T`lexii> Fuzzy doesnt have an ego, that's a sock he stuffs down there
<@Kommandant> Splashdamage is gay <@Fuzzy> no way <@Fuzzy> sd rule!
[09:14] *** Now talking in #gaymansex [09:14] *** Joins: DeathMerc
[@wurkie ] i supposedly like men ?
<`nukie> it needs to display who the quote as added by <`nukie> so i can punch the fuck outta people that quote me
<@Caliban> http://www.dolphinsex.org/  <-- i have a new name for these type of sites... plebsites
[@DeathMerc ] Be like me and have a hang over and be really tired and busy and grumpy and attractive.
[@assim ] We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out. [@plab ] i let the beautiful stuff out last night [@plab ] all over my girlfriends tummy
[ gkaine ] wow so talkative now nothing [ gkaine ] fucking euros
[@DeathMerc ] I move people by showing them my ass
[@Slappa ] THIS CHANNEL IS ABOUT MANSEX
[@Fuzzy ] blah blah blah blah anal sex blah blah blah
[@trip_ ] my pants keep falling down
[@_Lunatic_ ] Fuzzwah: ....... DIE
<@green> i cant see Teddy being the "pool guy" <@Fuzzwah> i've seen him in his god damn undies enough times to know that he's got a "gift"
[@pleb ] i think ive worked out where you got your lunatic name from
<@Teddy> you're all homos <@Teddy> you and your FuzzBawt
[@DeathMerc ] trees are smelly and hard
[@DeathMerc ] Fuzzy haxed my heart
[@_Lunatic_ ] lightning is God's way of saying "Stfu n00b!"
[@DeathMerc ] Fuzzy: I can play guitar and scream, you play the triangle and cry. We'll be huge.
[@_Lunatic_ ] And then Im going to implicate YOU when they torture me for Al'queda links [@termi ] so thats a no to answering the door in a towel ?
(Fuzzy): too angry to use windows, not nerdy enough to use linux (Fuzzy): he should buy a mac
[ _Lunatic_ ] Everyone has left the office, I'm all alone, and now I am going to jerk off while watching anal porn on the internet. Just try and stop me. Ha!
<Slappa> sometimes I wonder if I'm gay
(blaarg): hmm, how long does it usually take to rip a clone CD image of a CD that has bad sector protection? (pleb): <---------------------------------------------------------------> about that long (pleb): (not to scale)
[@pleb ] you fucking emo loving hippy
(termi): she understands the importance of spending >12 hours a day in front of a computer (Rhyno): no no, she's got it all wrong (termi): dunno if she can map, but she wants to get a look at the hl2 source in. (Rhyno): she needs to understand the importance of YOU spending 12 houors a day in front of a computer (Rhyno): and giving you head on call
[@DeathMerc ] I'm gunna jerk off to the movie "The Sound of Music"
(_Lunatic_): termi: When you have a 1 inch dick that cant reach the anus, Im sure my butt cheeks feel "loose as fuck" :P
[@_Lunatic_ ] He needs to visit a petting zoo and touch a llama
(@Fuzzy) i've got the usual techie stance, i'm not lazy i'm fucking efficient
[@CraNDaWG ] Fuzzy makes people walk funny [@DeathMerc ] CraNDaWG: That's what walking on a cloud feels like
[@pleb- ] the champion of pubic lice
ùíù Mode (Fuzzy:#fuzzyslogic +b context!*@*)
[@pleb- ] fuzzy is master of self quotage
[@Teddy ] by the by, i know what happens in the end of the next matrix [@Teddy ] keanu wakes up and goes "woah! it was all a dream"
[@pleb- ] new harry potter trailer out next week [@pleb- ] IM EXCITED [@DeathMerc ] you're excited, feel THESE nipples
<Fuzzwah> fuzzy's life tip #1134 - at a work function, do not get drunk and cast dispertions on the technical ability of the firewall administrator. you could find your hole in said firewall closing randomly throughout the following day
<MadMike> Quake did it for me <MadMike> I lived off the candy bar machine in the computer labs <MadMike> My teeth are fucked, but fuck me if I dont have scary twitch reflexes now
[@DeathMerc ] Once i said that the BeeGees were not the best band ever, when clearly they are
[@DeathMerc ] I played Sin and Daikatana, I can put up with matrix: the let down.
* @blaarg wanders off to make coffee [@Fuzzy ] yes please [@Fuzzy ] same way i like my women... white with two large lumps of sweetness
[@DeathMerc ] cept teddy is anything but menacing. [@Fuzzy ] you haven't seen ted when he's filled with zee anger [@DeathMerc ] But he wears pink tshirts...... so not scary :) *** DeathMerc was kicked by Teddy (finding emo)
<pleb-> hahahaah  <pleb-> that wasnt jelly  <pleb-> it was coagulated menstrual runoff
[@pleb- ] lets do a thinkgeek group order [@pleb- ] i just want to wank onto all your stuff
[@MadMike ] termi still around? *** Quits: termi
[@wurkie ] pleb-: it's you're [@pleb- ] if you could just crawl off and die [@pleb- ] it would be appreciated [@pleb- ] thanks
[@pleb- ] however she is worth 400 million dollars [@pleb- ] but id sleep with malthius for 400 million dollars
[@wurkie ] gg contect
[@ST ] where is Lev hiding these days [@wurkie ] he's joined a monastry in rural victoria [@pleb- ] i accuse you of falsity [@wurkie ] i fuck you in the bott bott [@DeathMerc ] I take photos
<pleb-> stop it <DeathMerc> nothing can stop me. <DeathMerc> or .. the music
<MadMike> If you stuck your hand up your bum and got a good handful, and then ate it, you could die.  <MadMike> Because bum bacteria are very nasty. <MadMike> Thats why you shouldnt eat your own poo. <MadMike> Or anyone elses poo for that matter.
(@Teddy): shit (@Teddy): the avi i downloaded of kill bill is in italian! (@Teddy): mother fucker
[@Harass ] pleb, i have lube!
<pleb-> im sure the greeks enjoyed the odd waffle though <DeathMerc> UP THE BUM
<Slappa> i used to eat those grubby things, with the legs that curl up in a ball when ya touch em
<Slappa> so need a !delq slappa function
(DS): $60 gets you 2 blow jobs? (green): $60 for a blowie. fuck off.
<jaebeawrk> with that piercing chick, just drive by with a really strong magnet  <Slappa> Drive by magneting
[@pleb- ] i can smell an addq coming on
[@pleb- ] my cramps are only solved by sticking wads of absorbant paper up my cunt
[@DeathMerc ] sometimes at work I try to drink so much coffee that I can't feel my feet ... today, is one of those days!
[@_Lunatic_ ] I'd like to walk down the street naked with hundreds of men groping my tits.
[@blaarg ] best pick up line... "excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(@DeathMerc): I like aeroplane jelly. (@assim): I like eating Jelly (@assim): but thats to much info for you lot
[ Slappa ] my old lady would lick it clean [@_Lunatic_ ] You have a habit of killing your own conversations mate.
[@pleb ] i like making fun of people that arent me
<kyndig> gorillas are real sensitive in the sack
<pleb> think of the children in some non-descript african nation <kyndig> ...naked
[@Fuzzy ] !addq [@Fuzzy ] sif quote yourself
(@pleb): im director of SHIT
[@pleb ] Do porn directors actually think, "Man this is a great shot; everybody's going to love this." when they go in for a close-up of some dude's nasty, hairy grundle as he's hitting the pooty?
[@kyndig ] warts add girth [@kyndig ] go me
[@DeathMerc ] I'm a rhetoical question.
(@bafwwwedwdaww): iam tinkerbel (@Fuzzy): old news
[@DeathMerc ] Everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we have the pure strength of will! [@plab ] i dont wanna be like germany [@plab ] i wanna kill jews, but i dont like bmw
[@baf ] how did you get on my internet
[@DeathMerc ] I have a 3rd nipple, I call it my penis
(Smiggs): How do you rate gay? (CraNDaWG): on a scale of 1 to `nukie
<kyndig> is finding the queen sexually attractive a crime?
(@Fuzzy): I WANT TO HAVE PLEB'S BABIES
(@DeathMerc): ST: Ally is moving back to Perth cos she lost her job, so I'm gunna have to screw her tonight to say goodbye (@lev-afk): generally ppl wave (@lev-afk): you'd be an animal at family goodbyes at the airport
[@Lev ] ra3 is like 80's breakdancing...once you know how to spin on your head you got all the big-haired chicks in your bed you could ever want
[@DShrike ] you never come second with Fuzzy
[@pleb ] im super tired *** @DeathMerc hands pleb a pillow [@DeathMerc ] and I won't even make you bite it!
[@pleb ] rm -rf /home/pleb/bf42 [@pleb ] i just combined unix and games in one hugely amusing line [@pleb ] HILARITY
[@afjowiafs ] #fuzzyslogic = the need for insulting one another when its not needed
<@termi> when i have to pick jews, i only choose Jew Nigger Jews (tm), they're JEWtastic
 <@DeathMerc> nothing in IT should be round, except my balls.
[@pleb ] girl pooper is what dreams are made of [@pleb ] i like to call it happyland
[@pleb ] seriously [@pleb ] youre a fuckin cocksmoker
[@pleb ] jungle is massive
<Slappa> i've worn a gbanger before tho
[@MadMike ] yeah you use your balls as the emus body [@MadMike ] and bend your cockhead at a 90 degree angle [@MadMike ] and make pecking motions
[@MadMike ] I've got an arse like a 10 year old boy
[@Fuzzy ] nothing funny ever gets said in here
[@wurkie ] no, i'm jealous of fuzzy's wang [@T`lexii ] its fast too? [@T`lexii ] and thick? [@wurkie ] its down alot more than its up, much like bpa [@T`lexii ] ah, its adsl
[@_Lunatic_ ] Im a half Bolivian half Eskimo lesbian with a disability
[@_Lunatic_ ] Fuzzy likes context as much as a KKK member likes his jewish african american uncle.
[@_Lunatic_ ] perhaps someone should inform pleb that the continents broke up a few hundred million years ago. [@Fuzzy ] they were my favourite band too!
[@WaD ] I had a guy sleep w/ me last night :) [@_Lunatic_ ] how much did it cost?
<@Fuzzy> sifn't arab quotes
[@`nukie-afk] NO FAKE QUOTE FOR YOU!
<Boxhead> ONLY 4 YEARS TIL THE WORLD CUP!!! CAN YOU FEEEEEL IT!?!?!??
[@wurkie ] its awfully quiet in here today *** Slappa (~slappa@rtr1.vicdir.schools.net.au) has joined #fuzzyslogic
[@+_Lunatic_] DeathMerc would hump the oompah loompahs [@biowerk ] just the right height for a standing face fuck [@+_Lunatic_] just like ST [@DeathMerc ] yes, I'd root their orange brains out
(@_Lunatic_): He's a gay factory worker from the South, He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth, He works all day with a great big smile, and he carries a large large pail, After work its off to the bar where he meets his boyfriend Dale...
(wurkie): wierdo internet people
[@pleb ] i told you anal is salvation
[@nukie ] you need a website pleb [@nukie ] so i can make witty humour with it
(@DeathMerc): I feel like slappa :/
<DeathMerc> Up the bum so babies don't come
<kyndig> all you can eat salad bars don't have steaks
[@kyndig ] im a even more of a fan of the party hat after hearing about slappas mess
[@_Lunatic_ ] Your whole life is out of context
<Slappa> anyway few hours later, i'm passed out on the couch inside <Slappa> where my mates do what mates do best <Slappa> find a marker texta then goto town on me <Slappa> my face was totally coloured in <Slappa> eyebrows , lids, lips everything ears, cocks n shit all drawn up my arms
<Slappa> there is a chick i have nfi where she came from in her panties with her tits out alseep on the ground
[@_Lunatic_ ] wurkie: How about you fix your personality disorder
* _Lunatic_ points at Slappa, "There's Osama!" * Slappa has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <_Lunatic_> see! <_Lunatic_> He's running!
<DeathMerc> wanking is fun
[@pleb- ] content is for the weak-willed
[@DeathMerc ] I'm safe for Pork
[@pleb- ] i think fuzzy is compiling quotes to give us an insight into our own personalities
<@DeathMerc> deep as goatse
[@pleb- ] if intellectual property was a monopoly board lunatic, youd be on old kent road
[@_Lunatic_ ] stop eating clag mate
[@nukie ] moo hoever, were perfect
[@Fuzzy ] I wrote 20,000 lines in IRC and all I got was this stupid FuzzBawt quote.
[@DeathMerc ] my sperm is made up of flat pepsi and cigarette ash
[@wurkie ] fuzz comes along with some gems
<DeathMerc> You only have one thought "get the pussy"
* DeathMerc stabs wurkie with some context.
<pleb-> someone banish wurkie
ð @DeathMerc @lunch.com/eating
[@wurkie ] i don't bitch
<DeathMerc> you rawk
<@_Lunatic_> Laugh now.. but cry later when you find a lump of coal infected with AIDS in your stocking.
<@DeathMerc> I'm gunna fuck you both so hard you'll wish for winter
<DeathMerc> I also ejaculated anally!   (I actually just shit on him but shh, don't tell him)
[@DeathMerc ] mmmmmm uterus on xmas day
[@blaarg ] if i were king, everyone would get free cake.
[@DeathMerc ] hello, I make no sense, but I"M FUNNAY
[@_Lunatic_ ] DeathMerc: Unless you havent noticed, #fuzzyslogic is not a democracy. Its a Despotic Commune ruled be the evil Militaristic General Augusto Fuzzy
[@_Lunatic_ ] Yes but you are forgetting the chief of the secret police - Captain FuzzBawt. He has been known to torture a man for 72 hours straight with the rack, thumbscrews and inane homoerotic IRC quotes.
<_Lunatic_> Do you know how HARD it is to wrap up a live animal? <_Lunatic_> fuck they squirm
<DeathMerc> You can wrap me up _Lunatic_
<DeathMerc> someones in an addq frenzy today!
<wurkie> I Win! <_Lunatic_> You Lose! <_Lunatic_> Please enter 2 credits to continue. <DeathMerc> Please enter my anus to continue <_Lunatic_> Sorry, that orifice has been worn out and its out of order.
<_Lunatic_> OMG <_Lunatic_> WHAT THE <_Lunatic_> A QUOTE WITH CONTEXT * _Lunatic_ faints in shock <DeathMerc> context makes baby jesus cry
<@DeathMerc> 4COMEDY MENSTRAUL CYCLE
[@kyndig ] sauron wins in the end btw
[@Slappa ] never shave your testicles
<@MadMike> I've spent nearly the entire day at work <@MadMike> playing Final Fantasy XI
<@pleb-> whyd you sit next to nukie <@MadMike> pleb - because nukie is less gay than lunie
[16:11] *** pleb was kicked by Fuzzy (over there) [16:11] *** pleb has joined #fuzzyslogic [16:11] (@Fuzzy): hi! [16:11] (@pleb-): wrong one [16:11] (@pleb-): assclown
[@DeathMerc ] What'd you say to him? He was laughing the whole way through that call ... :( [@Teddy ] i gave him the URL to your blog
<@DeathMerc> Work is fun
(@Rhyno): the girl's heading up, so I plan to be 'up to my nuts in guts' all night (@Rhyno): oh bugger, jelly's here (@Rhyno): sry (@Jelly): hmmm (@Fuzzy): haha
[@DeathMerc ] http://www.boneyourmother.com/random/12.jpg [@DeathMerc ] omg [@Fuzzy ] that's your mum?
<@DeathMerc> My ex was loose as fuck and it took a _lot_ of work to get a fist up there
(@assim): most of the quotes simply are not worthy of being a quote
(pleb): sam + frodo = teddy + fuzzy (@DeeM): cept taller, and less hairy (@DeeM): but just as gay
<@Fuzzy> i decided to start doing speed purely to lower my sex drive
[@DeathMerc ] OMG I GOT DRUGS LIKE JUST HTEN
[@`nukie ] Fuzzy: pleb wants you
[@panthar ] i wonder what it would be like to fuck a teenager again
oldstats pwn ... http://nukie.net/irc/fuzzyslogic-03.html
[17:48] <Slappa> No, I was not constipated; It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. [17:52] <Slappa> i likes anal stories
(@Slappa): u's guys are so luck i dun live up there (@Slappa): would have beeen muchos funos (@Rhyno`): we spoke of that actually (@Rhyno`): we'd all go out, get munted, end up in jail and end up with children to annonymous women
[@pleb- ] ive had shits last longer than britneys marriage
new soccer! http://www.fuzzyslogic.com/gallery/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=sfd04&id=sfd04_23
[@pleb- ] fuzzy wants to get it on with *.*
[@DeathMerc ] I'll say your name as it splats against the wall
[@DeathMerc ] I'd go anyway but I'd just sit there wanting to chop her face off and feed it to her dumb red haired faggot ass of a boyfriend.
<@green> are you working now Teddy? <@Teddy> yep, at webcentral <@TicMan> i'd use that term 'working' loosely :)
<green> I hate getting out of the shower and being all sticky in 5 mins.
<DeathMerc> haven't been playing much Q3 lately, NWN owns me
<@pleb-> i have a headache * @DeathMerc puts panadol on his dick and motions towards pleb-
(@Touji) wow, i got yoghurt in my hair... (@Touji) ... wait a minute.
<Howi> apparently girls would still go for me even if i wasnt in this sexy chunk of man meat body <@Fuzzy> sif i dont have access
<Slappa> i just like had the best shit ever
<DeathMerc> Where is pleb, my nipples are itching.
<Fuzzy> i have a powerbook at work <Fuzzy> not a great design  <Fuzzy> the screen rubs on the keyboard  <`nukie> thats it trying to masturbate, cause it doesn't get any sex from the women powerbook laptops, cause there aren't any, cause they're all fucking gay
<@DeathMerc> powerbooks are sex <@Fuzzy> yeah... but gay sex
<Caliban> well suncorp is the keeper of my funds <DeathMerc> And i'm the keeper of your heart. <termi-afk> im the keeper of your anus <Caliban> bastard! i need that to live <termi-afk> your anus ? <Caliban> bastard! 
<MadMike> fuckin hell <MadMike> I download some porn last night <MadMike> and some fagmo renamed a gay film
(@pleb-): bbl, gotta have a tug
<@Fuzzy> the jokes you have to explain are the best ones
<@pleb> deathmerc, upload all the pics <@pleb> dont filter out the crap ones <@`nukie> yeah, we wanna see hot chicks getting their gear off
[@`nukie ] are we getting naked?
<@Fuzzy> ADDQ: You don't have access to add quotes. <@Fuzzy> :(
[@Masked_...] have you ever put cheese on your dick?
[@Masked_...] have you ever put cheese on your dick?
<Teddy> !q -FuzzBawt- Q: You don't have access. *** FuzzBawt was kicked from #fuzzyslogic by Teddy [gf'ed]
[11:02] <Fuzzy> FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BIG FLASHING RED TEXT YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES!
<Fuzzy> 4FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BIG FLASHING RED TEXT YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES!
[@DeathMerc ] Trying giving up anal.
<Fuzzy> i just click every link posted in here <Fuzzy> because i love you guys
<@DeathMerc> I'm a weed in the garden of society.
[@Harass ] you know, i was thinking. if i was stuck on a desert plane with teddy. Surly I would go down on his nipple in hope to get some sweet sweet teddy nectar
<@Fuzzy> not that my life centers around topping the stats or anything
[@DeathMerc ] _Lunatic_: have you seen me? I'm great.....
{[@DeathMerc} \] At least it said something kinda in context.
[10:00] <nukie_> i made a good point!
<Fuzzy> this is insane, i've been awake for just over 2 hours and i'm about to go and have my 3rd shit for the day
<@Slappa> tell the fatty you want a bj, and she'll be on her knee's for a feed in a second <@Teddy> fattys are too easy <@Teddy> like playing with god mode on
[@gor ] speaking of which, i just woke up :)
<Slappa> diseases   pffft <Slappa> i probably got every std under the sun <Slappa> actually on that note i've never had an std, and i've been with alot of dirty, dirty women :P
[@Barbobot ] Fuzzbawt is sooo jealous of barbobot.
<Fuzzy> i'm trying to make it not talk at all <Barbobot> Talk you bitch.
<@pl3b> fuckin <@pl3b> david bowie tickets <@pl3b> 155 bucks a shot <@DeathMerc> ouch <@DeathMerc> That's gotta be as painful as actually watching david bowie  :P
[@_Lunatic_ ] Fuzzy is not teh Jesus!
[@_Lunatic_ ] Lets have an interesting conversation nukie [@nukie4pleb] okay, you start [@_Lunatic_ ] No no, after you.
[@Fuzzy ] you guys are like lightly roasted peanuts & nougat rolled in milk chocolate and coconut
<_Lunatic_> Why for neglect vanillashots? <nukie> its gay <nukie> i hate it
<Slappa> nah, gave her the ol gult trip and made her cry, then banged her and walked out without a word
[@sarahmac ] i smell like boooooze
[@_Lunatic_ ] #fuzzyslogic should have autoscreenshots
* @nukie gives lunie another blowjob
[@DeathMerc ] i'm awesome
<@sarahmac> i really do smell like booze now.
<sarahmac> now, am drunk. and can;t trype goodah
<_Lunatic_> Yeah but pleb is madder than a Queer with Tonsilitus on Valentine's Day  <DeathMerc> I don't think he's quite _that_ mad.  <DeathMerc> I'd say he's surly  <sarahmac> i'm surely.   <_Lunatic_> surely drunk
[@panth ] ive shagged a 6 year old but all she did was bleed
<@panth> can you lick your own nuts ? <@Smiggs> Yes
[14:30] <_Lunatic_> I'm a Butchual. I like to beat the shit out of pathetic men and I have a giant tatoo of an eagle on my arm. I ride a Harley and really like looking at chicks in bikinis. But Im not a lesbian.
<@MadMike> well I'd like rottie and lunie to come along  <@MadMike> even though <@MadMike> they hug and stuff <@MadMike> and it makes me wanna puke <@MadMike> LANs are for downloading porn <@MadMike> not making your own
<@MadMike> I need to do some dishes. <@MadMike> last night I ate a yoghurt with a steel ruler :(
[@MadMike ] pleb- You still think hypercolour tshirts are cool
[@pl3b ] Welcome to my channel Fuzzy
http://vanillashots.com/040127-fuzzy.jpg
[08:44] <_Lunatic_> kyndig is the type of person who would have a pull while standing over the queen as she sleeps
[@dot|fatphill] noise0o0o0o0z [@nukie ] god bless rtcw
<@_Lunatic_> Love is fleeting. But anal sex is forever.
bots are gizzay
<nukie> but I am gay
<@Fuzzy> see, that puts oil on my dipstick
[@nukie ] where in this grand scheme does ass fucking men come in?
<_Lunatic_> Do you know what its like to have a ferrit in your ass ? <_Lunatic_> fuck they squirm
[@sarahmac ] i drunk quotes with typos.
<@Fuzzy> games... pfft... who plays games any more
(@Teddy): http://www.lapetitearoma.com.au/rooms.htm (@Teddy): how much is it to stay overnight? (@MadMike): teddy - that would be a lot.... its not a hotel..its a brothel...
[ gor ] just went to one of those laser shooty places a
[ gor ] just went to one of those laser shooty places and kicked ass with my highly tuned reflexes and hand-eye coordination
(_Lunatic_): Ahhh but if you jerked off to drawings of Chun Li then you'd be whacking like a retarded chimpanzee right now
<MadMike> I havent put a donut on my cock in about 5 years
<MadMike> I'm stroking it while chatting
<MadMike> I hate you pleb
<blaarg> the last careers lady asked me to help her print some arrows in Word. All she wanted was an a4 page with a big arrow. She asked me to print out 5 arrows pointing left, and 5 arrows pointing right. She didn't understand that she could just print 10, then just rotate the paper.
[@DeathMerc ] I'm a cheap source of protein
[@_Lunatic_ ] Did you know its possible to kill a man by crushing his testicles? The shock and the pain kills him.
<Howi> everyone loves me :) Except on IRC, coz i'm a fucking twat on here
[15:22] <Touji> im 100% queer
[15:25] <Touji> anyways im off to the local gay bar to pick up some dudes, ill be sure to upload some photos of our promiscuous activities!
[14:38] <_Lunatic_> Its Raining, Its Pouring, and IRC is boring. I'll bash your head, until you're dead and you'll never ever get a warning. [14:38] * _Lunatic_ reads [14:38] <_Lunatic_> Sometimes I even scare myself.
[@TedWOrk ] infact, no more !addq'ing of any of my jokes!
*** PalaNIN is now known as Skool|PalaNIN (@noip): maybe he's going to learn how to spell "school" today
[@baf ] i love you man
<DeathMerc> fuck
[@DeathMerc ] *Frodo sets mode -ring Sauron
[13:26] <baf> i love you but i also enjoy having sex with other men
wang
[23:39] * @Fuzzy has quit IRC (Quit: Temporary K-line 2880 min. - Fuzzy's wang is seriously way too long)
[@Fuzzy ] siblings are so cute [@panth ] you wear fucking clown shoes [@pleblaptop] go eat a frozen turkey cock
<Fuzzy> what can i say... i'll spoon with anyone
[08:20] <_Lunatic_> I can only talk to myself for so long before I start to question my sanity.
[08:21] <_Lunatic_> Damn you quote thieves! You sit in the shadows snickering and waiting for me to speak and then you descend on my words like a pack of vultures! 
[08:26] <_Lunatic_> One day I'll kill you bio in a savage display of blood, guts and gore. You'll rue the day you first slapped me with a fish in IRC. Mark my words.
[08:46] <_Lunatic_> A Monkey scratching his arse is generally funnier than most of the shit in the qdb. At least it isnt another anal/fag joke.
[@panth ] i had to break my cardinal rule today [@DeathMerc ] Don't jerk off at work?
<nukie> please sir, may i have some context?
<Slappa> i sold my pc <Slappa> ehe <Slappa> for drugs <Slappa> :)
<termi-afk> god you can tell those rtcw people a mile off <termi-afk> like walking into a black-tie party in a fucking peanut-butter-jellytime banana suit
[12:48] <_Lunatic_> l33t speak always looks like a mentally retarded howler monkey is bashing a keyboard with a stick
[@DeathMerc ] And I also am huge.
<@pleb-> regarding DMCA, i dont listen to hip-hop.
<@panthar> if i saw 5 chicks id be more than happy to sit back and watch them <@panthar> you would get raped if you tried to interfere
<@ST> i demand sex with DeathMerc! <@catmouse> get in line buddy
<@Caliban> valentines day is just a big fucking marketing scam  <@Caliban> i got models to fixor
<Nukie> i never claimed to be funny <_Lunatic_> just grumpy? :) <Nukie> that too. as well as hating people who can't use computers but think they are gods gift to bill gates then come to me with their fucked up laptop and expect me to fix it in 2 minutes flat. Proceeding to whinge when three odd hours later, its still not fixed. and all of this for no charge.  stupid fucking dickheads. They don't realise they'd be paying 5
<Howi> sif onslaught will get boring :)
<kyndig> it's funny, girls on irc make me nervous like in real life
[@_Lunatic_ ] even the prettiest amongst us look like homeless people
<@Fuzzy> see, if it didn't make me feel so damn good i wouldnt smoke pot <@Fuzzy> but it does, so i do, infact... i just did
[@Loony ] damn those germans. You give em a quarter of a cent of electricity - they take Poland.
<@Fuzzy> i'm simply an example of how to void your warranty
[@razy ] I wish I was adopted by gay parents [@razy ] Fuzzy & Teddy
[@baf ] u can pick up the soap tonight DeathMerc [@DeathMerc ] baf: deal.
<blaarg> i'm never funny Nukie. You should know that
[@pleb ] fashion week is may 2-8th [@pleb ] you should come then ;) [@pleb ] ill be unveiling my new range of crotchless dungarees
[17:31] <TedWork> noip: give us your email address [17:31] <noip> for what [17:31] <termi> hes gonna sign you up to gay pr0n ! [17:31] <noip> cool
[@_Lunatic_ ] and now Fuzzy must die for making me open a photo of testicles
[@_Lunatic_ ] quote that dammit
[@sarahmac ] i care not for hookers
<DeathMerc> I'll go easier, I'll wear satin gloves <Howi> apparently I have a good bum...
<panth> my arse is going to burn a hole through my pants :/
<DeeM> All my mates use MSN, and chicks do too.  CHICKS MAN! <_Lunatic_> Chicks use tampons as well. You dont use them do you DeathMerc? <DeeM> _Lunatic_:   only on my heavy days
[@pleb ] cause druggies arent people
stats are back! http://fuzzyslogic.com/irc/fuzzyslogic.html (and they're updated too!)
[@TowliE ] when i was a baby, it was the exactly the same size. but theres nothing i can do, cause i only got a 3 inch tool o0o0o0o0oooOOOOoooOooO
[@termi-afk ] fucking brad
[@pleb ] undomypants.exe
*** Mode (Fuzzy:#fuzzyslogic +o _Lunatic_)[@_Lunatic_ ] OPS AND A BIG COOKIE [@_Lunatic_ ] Can Life get any better? [@_Lunatic_ ] I Submit that it can NOT.
[@pleb ] i have emo blood coursing through my veins
[@MadMike ] handy sex tip for the day: berocca tubes and impulse deoderant sprays make handy dildos
[@termi ] my ex faked swallowing it, then snowballed me... [@termi ] i felt nice and sick... [@termi ] she thought it was funny as fuck
<DeathMerc> doodle is great.
[@DeathMerc ] doodle is great.
<DeathMerc> Doodle is great. <termi> you'd know
<termi> doodle is way better than pee pee <DeathMerc> doodle is great.
[@MadMike ] mostly I just whackit to lesbo porn [@_Lunatic_ ] MadMike: I see you're really enjoying the single life then [@MadMike ] fuckoff [@MadMike ] I got 3 blowjobs last weekend [@Fuzzy ] do you get a discount if you buy three?
[@gor ] after flushing my shit 10 times i had to break it up with the toilet brush cos it just wouldnt go down [@gor ] im sure u all wanted to hear that
[@TedWork ] MY FRENDS SAID I COULD GET A BIGGER PENIS ON THE INTARNET SO I CAME HERE. HOW DO I GET MY NEW PENIS? MY ADDRESS IS BIGSTUD698112@AOL.COM.
[@MadMike ] She sent me panties in the mail [@MadMike ] Dude, they are troll pants.
[@MadMike ] Keeping the world safe from internet terrorists is what I do.
[@_Lunatic_ ] Fuzzy: When I think about you I touch myself
[@MadMike ] Lunie, when I blow in their mouth I call out "HEADSHOT!"
(@MadMike): Lunie, when I blow in their mouth I call out "HEADSHOT!"
[@DeathMerc ] but shh, don't tell anyone.
<@Fuzzy> :P
<@DeathMerc> I'm an idiot.
<Nukie> i'm just here to !addq today
<@_Lunatic_> King of Negitivity = Captain of Team Win <@_Lunatic_> CAN YOU SEE THE IRONY?!?! <@DeathMerc> All I can see if your fat head
(@MadMike): oh shit (@MadMike): I'm being emo
<@MadMike> oh shit <@MadMike> I'm being emo * @DeathMerc hugs MadMike
<@DeathMerc> Girls love it when I say my own name, so it should work for you.
[@MadMike ] Now mouthify my wang, biatch!
[@MadMike ] Unless you have a large mushroom headed cock. Which tends to act like a gun barrel squeegee and draws the poop out. [@MadMike ] Leaving a ring of excrement around the end of your knob. [@MadMike ] Which requires hasty rinsing.
[@blaarg ] i thought doom was bad
<sarahmac> dude, i am so cool.
<Fuzzy> i like chicken women!
1 «14DeathMerc» I have about 5 3rd edition D&D rule books, I am zee super nerd.
[@panth ] my body is a wonderland!
[@MadMike ] I really hate it when girls think it's sexy to stand up and pull there cunt flaps apart and make it look like they have the predator between there legs
<_Lunatic_> You have a talent for taking nice pictures.. why waste it on cars  <nukie> cause i like taking photos of things with nice curves  <nukie> and you haven't introduced me to your sister yet  <_Lunatic_> and if you keep up with that shit I never will
<MadMike> she's probably at home slicking her slit and juicing off now. "OH GOD ITS MADMIKE! FRAG ME! FRAG ME!"
<panth> got an eyefull of erect cock
Nukie is a cocknugget who makes fake quotes
[@_Lunatic_ ] nukie: We need to buy me some glasses [@nukie ] k, we can do that [@_Lunatic_ ] Operation: Emofication
<termi> ill be wearing my 3qtr length tight blue jeans and black turtleneck too :)
<Fuzzy> i love you ted
<_Lunatic_> more truthfully.. I care about some of these guys. That DM is a real wierdo I wouldnt touch with a barge pole. <nukie> i think the exact opposite <nukie> and i'd love to touch him with my barge pole
<nukie> the best part about my bike pants is, that they're so tight, you can see when i'm excited
[@Nukie-Dead] oh, and pleb's is my total favorite [@Nukie-Dead] even in a cartoon version of him, it looks as though he is hurling abuse at you
[@_Lunatic_ ] www.secret.com.au/computers/ [@pleb ] that cunt is a fucking lefty [@pleb ] he can gobble my scrote
[@MadMike ] !q termi [@MadMike ] how the fuck dont I have access [@MadMike ] my fucking accessmask is MY ISP [@MadMike ] YOU CUNT [@Fuzzy ] because this way is far funnier
[@TedWork ] u r a rage nub, fuzzy
[@pleb ] oh no [@pleb ] fuzzy is stoned [@pleb ] or drunk [@pleb ] and adding shit quotes again
<@Fuzzy> you clown shoed motherfuckers
<@MadMike> god of techno <@MadMike> drops the illest bombs <@MadMike> speaking of dropping ill bombs  * @MadMike wanders off to the bathroom
<nukie> thats why i don't date women
[@T`lexii ] I for one welcome our Fuzzy overlord
<Fuzzy> i love a free email service that calls me a hooker
[@noip ] farting in a closed room = NOIP LOSES
(@MadMike) you'd think that downloading 2000 pictures of chicks stuffing their punanis with brightly coloured dildos would cheer me up. Apparently this is not the case. (@MadMike) So I'm trying beer.
[@MadMike ] I think you're trying to hard for an !addq
(@MadMike): Ok I'm gonna make some rules for MikeLAN (@MadMike): and one of them is "No sexual activity without explicit permission from MadMike" (@MadMike): If you wanna bat off, dont do it in my bathroom you sick freaks
[@DeathMerc ] We went through a HUGE grouphug phase in here, but I think most of us are over it now :)
<noip> thank you for that little morsel, nukie, that has set me on the contextually righteous path to enlightenment
<panth> pleb: is there anyone you didnt tell about me humping my cleaning lady ?
<DeathMerc> I had a guy restart his machine by switching his monitor off and back on.  OMG.
<blaarg> up the bum is always your fault
[@MadMike ] do you guys ever get random hardons at work?
<@DeathMerc> heh no one likes to admit their short-comings <@panth> i dont have any short-comings, apart from the time with the maid
* DeathMerc looks at his crotch   <Nukie> i do, constantly
<@Smiggs> I wish i had moles on my tits
(@termi) stfu corbin (@corbin) fuck u (@termi) fuck yer mother :) (@corbin) :) (@corbin) alreay have
* @MadMike points at sarah, naked and lathering herself up in the shower * @MadMike moans
<@MadMike> You total gaybotron <@MadMike> The homofag is strong with you <@termi> fuck you optimus fag
«nukie» you rock mike
[20:37] <Rhyno> termi you arent a fag
Things i hate in IT: Tech support people who don't realise we're paying them to "support" others, not be condescending fuckwits.
<@ST> i take it up the ass
<DeathMerc> I do movies, UP ZEE BUMMY!
<@_Lunatic_> nukie got owned <@Nukie-afk> haven't you been paying attention lunie? <@Nukie-afk> i always get owned
<DeathMerc> I'm am without the big cock  :(
«TedWork» btw, i can lactate «trip_» really? «TedWork» some kind of salty sweat comes out «TedWork» harass licked my nipples, cause he didn't believe me
<MadMike> thats my FAVOURITE PART OF SEX <MadMike> when the bitch has to clean up
<@MadMike> holy shit <@MadMike> SA porn rocks <@MadMike> I just blew my wad about three feet in the air <@blaarg> MadMike: OLD NEWS!
<_Lunatic_> Me? Well.. I just performed my usual Easter rituals. I get a few good buddies to whip me mercilessly for hours then nail me to a wooden cross for a few days. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
[@panth ] my nipples are lactating
[@Fuzzy ] perhaps i need to smoke more weed [@Fuzzy ] it's the only fix i can think of [@_Lunatic_ ] tried smoking no weed? *** _Lunatic_ was kicked by Fuzzy (not. even. funny.)
<TedWork> cause i hate humanity
[@gor ] bags not being the one to toss off the bull
[@wurkie ] i wanna make my sticky meat pants!
<nukie> you're a poof! <panth> correct!
<DeathMerc> my writing is like a dyslexic sheep with a boring life
[ panth ] i ate shit like 15 times :P
[@baf ] fuck up nerds [@pleb_ ] plz die thx
[ Nukie ] well its now officially your responsibility
<deem> cunt? <deem> It's just a word, it can't hurt anyone. <pleb_> cunts have hurt me in the past <Fuzzy> but if i wrote 'cunt' on a rock and threw it at you... that would hurt
[ wurkie ] no, see, it is funny, but with all the out of context and not funny quotes, you just don't recognise a funny quote when you see one anymore.
<deem> I drink like I have sex, set a cracking pace at the start then finish early and pass out.
* DeeM takes it like a bitch
/quit **hit me**
/quit **hit
[ _Lunatic_ ] Can we stop at the next servo.. nukie needs to pee
This text was placed here to remind Lunatic to hide the body and bury the evidence.
[@_Lunatic_ ] Emo tastes like Snozzberries.
<wurkie> no penis loving for me :~(
(@Green): Wok up from a bad dream. My computer got infected with some theme that had troll jumping all over the screen and singing a song.
ð @blaarg installs the network
[@DeathMerc ] I jack off
<blaarg> cyberspace advanced nortons 2003 security firewall install the network edition
<raz> Did I tell you guys that a kid got expelled from my school for drawing a penis on a mirror in the toilets with his own shit?  <_Lunatic_> Love letter to his butch I assume
[@Rhyno ] I'm over the whole club thing now
[@DeathMerc ] I have as much power as the UN.
[@sarahmac ] chick issues are gay.
(@_Lunatic_): Your pants arent big enough to fill my order Deathmerc
<pleb> why didnt you tell me <pleb> you niggersized nigger
[@kj ] i love bris, its teh bomb.rar.gz.vbs
<DeathMerc> I never say anything worth quoting, so don't !q me!
ð @Wier e-runs
[@baf ] want a fight?
[@Fuzzy ] apple and cinemin (go my spelling!!) muffins rule [@comatose ] sounds like a chicks muffin [@comatose ] you should be eating a gravel and motor oil muffin
[@DeathMerc ] I watched the spelling comp on ESPN the other day stoned as. It was freaky.
[@TedWork ] A permanent and painful erection is called a priapism.
[@nukie ] fuzzy rocks out [@iTermi ] so does your mother [@nukie ] nah guy [@nukie ] she's sick atm
[@DeeM ] you're addictive and realistic gor
<YMP> i been driving 24 yrs <YMP> just figured bout time for a licence
[@blaarg ] do other states apart from VIC get the on the spot drug tests for drivers now? [@Rhyno ] no, slappa's in vic, they dont need it anywhere else
<termi-afk> i should crash at mikes so i can bang uglies with him... and by uglies i mean shuttles
<MadMike> did anyone mention that I got my cock out at CLGA?
[@termi-afk ] id rather be a CCH pounder than the KR Founder.
[ DeeM ] I would have "shizzled your nizzle" if I'd seen you more than once in syd.
<Howi> i can forsee my grave's headstone saying something along the lines of "Fuck you Splash Damage"  <_LoonyMac_> Here lies Howi, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Poet Lauriet to the Queen and Australian of the Year 3 times Running. His last words, "Fuck you Splash Damage".
<MadMike> And sometimes when you are beastfucking and pump air into a girls vagina with a forceful piston action they let out an almighty flurburt fanny fart.
<wurkie_> the shield will rock! <baf> whats that <blaarg> not just a tv show. the best tv show.
 <TowliE> i dreamt that i was cool BUT ITS STILL NOT REAL
<Fuzzy> if it did lag twice as much as bf1 then you'd be better off playing by email
[@nukum ] sif that sounds fun
[@wurkie_ ] if you were chatting me up, i'd so fuck you
<Fuzzwah> are like female ejaculation; if you're not there to see them happen then you don't get the luxury of reliving it, all you get is a general hint that you missed out on something special